Description: THE MELON AFFAIR aka UP YOUR ALLEY (1971. 70 min. Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn't last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s, THE MELON AFFAIR is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes PRISON GIRLS (1972. 95 min. Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)!Please note the artwork on the dvd you receive may be more explicit than the version shown here.This is an "All Regions" playable worldwide DVD. New, sealed, shrink wrapped DVD.Shipping Media Rate USPS in the USA only. International shipping by Ebay Global Shipping Program.Thanks!
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Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
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